Tuesday, 25 January 2011

Homage to Paddington

Apparently the British are no longer a nation of marmalade eaters!! There has been a steady decline in sales over the past few years, not because we're busy making it ourselves but because we've acquired a love for chocolate spread and peanut butter!! Now, I like both of those two in moderation but not for breakfast, it's unthinkable.

We should all take a leaf out of Paddington Bear's book. He's 53 this year and doesn't look a day older than when he first came hot trotting it here from darkest Peru and the reason of course is all down to his diet of marmalade sandwiches.

The combination of reading this sad news and seeing the rather terrifying knobbly Seville oranges for sale in the supermarkets decided me on making some marmalade. It's not very difficult, but you do need a fair amount of patience (something I'm unfortunately short of) and a good memory (don't lick your fingers after squeezing the oranges .. they're mouth puckeringly bitter.) As usual, and similarly with jam, setting point can be a bit elusive, I must have tested for a set at least five times and in the end I thought that'll do and it was fine.

It took longer than expected, there's at least a couple of hours to while away whilst waiting for the peel to soften (a great excuse to get lost in a good book) and then there's that interminable wait for a set but all of that is forgotten when you come down to breakfast and are greeted, on the coldest of mornings, by the sight of hot buttery toast coated with this jewel like preserve .. it really does help brighten a dull day.

Major Pettigrew's Last Stand

Synopsis: Major Ernest Pettigrew (Ret'd) is not interested in the frivolity of the modern world. Since his wife Nancy's death, he has tried to avoid the constant bother of nosy village women, his grasping, ambitious son, and the ever spreading suburbanization of the English countryside, preferring to lead a quiet life upholding the values that people have lived by for generations -respectability, duty, and a properly brewed cup of tea (very much not served in a polystyrene cup with teabag left in). But when his brother's death sparks an unexpected friendship with Mrs. Ali, the widowed village shopkeeper of Pakistani descent, the Major is drawn out of his regimented world and forced to confront the realities of life in the twenty-first century. Drawn together by a shared love of Literature and the loss of their respective spouses, the Major and Mrs Ali soon find their friendship on the cusp of blossoming into something more. But although the Major was actually born in Lahore, and Mrs. Ali was born in Cambridge, village society insists on embracing him as the quintessential local and her as a permanent foreigner. The Major has always taken special pride in the village, but how will the chaotic recent events affect his relationship with the place he calls home? Written with sharp perception and a delightfully dry sense of humour, Major Pettigrew's Last Stand is a heart warming love story with a cast of unforgettable characters that questions how much one should sacrifice personal happiness for the obligations of family and tradition.

Review: Alan bought this home from the supermarket for me when I was still laid up (and feeling a bit fed up) with the flu. The blurb on the back says it's 'a very jolly joy' and 'a book to make you laugh' so he thought it would make a nice change from all the ghost stories and downright depressing tales that I'd been reading lately (the theory probably being that the sooner I cheered up and got back on my feet the sooner I'd be back to making his tea and generally looking after him.)It's a book that I'd had half an eye on anyway and although I didn't think the paperback cover was quite as beautiful as the hardback .. it's still extremely pretty.

It's quite a simple story about widowed Major Pettigrew. He's feeling a bit down after the death of his brother Bertie and unexpectedly finds friendship, and a shared love of books, with the village shopkeeper, the recently widowed, Mrs Ali. They bond over readings of Kipling and cups of tea. The village as a whole is apt to disapprove as Mrs Ali (Jasmina) is of Indian descent (even though she's never been further than the Isle of Wight!) and their own respective families are not exactly joyous about it, especially Jasmina's who would rather she stayed behind the counter where they can keep an eye on her. Major Pettigrew's only son Roger is a bit too wrapped up in his own life to be too concerned. He's completely obsessed with money and social climbing (think truffle dusted food, goatskin loungers and black fibre optic christmas tree's) and rides rough shod over his fathers feelings without being the least aware of it (for one thing he thinks the Major should get rid of his books and free up some space for an enormous TV!) His rudeness and arrogance are in fact a source of amusement to the reader because it provides the Major with plenty of chances to exercise his dry sense of humour and anyway you get the feeling that underneath there's probably a decent person struggling to emerge, he just needs to grow up a bit.

Problems familiar to rural village life raise their head, there are threats of new housing estates, animal welfare protesters, gossiping locals and an awful golf club dinner dance - the theme of which is 'An Evening at the Mughal Court' - which manages unintentionally to embarrass the Major and insult Jasmina in one fell swoop. There is also the problem of the pair of Churchill rifles, which were left, one apiece, to the Major and his brother on their father's death. Now that Bertie has gone, it was their fathers intention (and very much the Major's wish) that the rifles be reunited but Bertie's family and Roger have their own agenda concerning them, which involves selling them to the highest bidder. And, of course, there's the friendship between the Major and Jasmina which develops with each passing day. The Major's quite 'old school', he's someone who sets a lot of store by good manners and politeness but ultimately he has to decide what's important in life, should he cling to the old traditions, bow down to familial responsibilites and continue with this life of interminable golf lunches, shooting parties, afternoon tea and village ladies with their 'blunt tweedy concerns' or should he strike out and do something bold for a change, relax a bit and take a chance. After all, you're never too old for love are you?

This is a fairly gentle story, nothing particularly explosive happens, though there is a lot of hustle and bustle. The key to making a simple story work like this is to make sure your main characters are likeable and they are. It worked anyway, it was a nice comfy cosy read, the sort of story you might see dramatised on the BBC on a Sunday evening or over Christmas. It might be considered a bit twee for some but I don't mind a bit of occasional tweeness. I felt cheered by it and it definitely helped improve my mood .. I can't say that I jumped up and immediately made a batch of scones or anything but I did feel a lot less mopey.

Thursday, 20 January 2011

All Book Reviews 2011

Auster, Paul - Mr Vertigo
Baker, Frank - Miss Hargreaves
Bayley, John - The Iris Trilogy
Blacker, William - Along the Enchanted Way
Byrne, Paula - Mad World
Comyns, Barbara - Our Spoons Came From Woolworths
Connolly, John - The Book of Lost Things
de Bernieres, Louis - Senor Vivo and the Coca Lord
Defoe, Daniel - Robinson Crusoe
Devonshire, Deborah & Leigh Fermor, Patrick - In Tearing Haste (Letters)
Dickens, Charles - A Tale of Two Cities
Dostoevsky, Fyodor - Crime and Punishment
Doyle, Roddy - Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha
Fadiman, Anne - Ex Libris : Confessions of a Common Reader
Ferguson, Rachel - The Brontes went to Woolworths
Fitzgerald, Penelope - The Bookshop
Glendinning, Victoria - Leonard Woolf : A Life
Grossmith, George & Weedon - Diary of a Nobody
Hill, Susan - The Small Hand
Hornby, Nick - The Complete Polysyllabic Spree
Hughes, Ted & McCullough, Frances - The Journals of Sylvia Plath
Hunt, Rebecca - Mr Chartwell
Keyes, Daniel - Flowers for Algernon
Light, Alison - Mrs Woolf & the Servants
Mantel, Hilary - Giving up the Ghost
Masters, Alexander - Stuart : A Life Backwards
Mckenzie, Kirsten - The Chapel at the Edge of the World
Melville, Herman - Moby Dick
Millar, Martin - The Good Fairies of New York
Mitford, Nancy - Love in a Cold Climate
Mitford, Nancy - The Pursuit of Love
Morris, William - News From Nowhere
Morrison, Toni - Beloved
Morrison, Toni - The Bluest Eye
Murdoch, Iris - The Bell
Murdoch, Iris - The Sea, The Sea
Murphy, Peter - John the Revelator
Naipaul, V.S. - A House for Mr Biswas
O' Grady, Rohan - Let's Kill Uncle
Priestley, Chris - Tales of Terror from the Tunnels Mouth
Priestley, Chris - The Dead of Winter
Safran Foer, Jonathan - Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Sage, Lorna - Bad Blood
Shamsie, Kamila - Burnt Shadows
Simonson, Helen - Major Pettigrew's Last Stand
Smith, Rebecca - The Bluebird Cafe
Spark, Muriel - Memento Mori
Spurling, Hilary - the Girl from the Fiction Department
Stein, Gertude - The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas
Toibin, Colm - The Master
Woodsford, Frances - Dear Mr Bigelow
Woolf, Leonard & Ritchie Parsons, Trekkie - Love Letters 1941-1968
Woolf, Virginia - Flush
Wyndham, John - The Day of the Triffids

Let's Kill Uncle

Synopsis: When recently-orphaned Barnaby Gaunt is sent to stay with his uncle on a beautiful remote island off the coast of Canada, he is all set to have the perfect summer holiday. Except for one small problem: his uncle is trying to kill him. Heir to a ten-million-dollar fortune, Barnaby tries to tell everyone and anyone that his uncle is after his inheritance, but no one will believe him. That is, until he tells the only other child on the island, Christie, who concludes that there is only one way to stop his demonic uncle: Barnaby will just have to kill him first. With the unexpected help of One-Ear, the aged cougar who has tormented the island for years, Christie and Barnaby hatch a fool-proof plan. Playful, dark and witty, Let's Kill Uncle is a surprising tale of two ordinary children who conspire to execute an extraordinary murder - and get away with it.

Review: It was the title that made me pick it up and it turned out to be as wicked, funny and delightful as I hoped it would be. It's one of the Bloomsbury Group Novels ... lost classics from the twentieth century (similar to the books that Persephone publish) and it tells the tale of young orphaned Barnaby. We first meet him on board ship just as it is about to dock at the remote Canadian island where he is being sent to live with his uncle. Also on board is Christie who is making her way to the island for a holiday and the pair of them are at loggerheads. They have been leading the ship's crew a merry dance during the journey, getting up to all sorts of mischief and generally behaving disgracefully.

Barnaby's uncle has been detained in Europe and so for the first few weeks he resides with Mr and Mrs Brooks Christie is staying with the goat-lady at her 'cheerfully untidy' farm. The goat-lady is very kind and well meaning but Christie is homesick for her mother and cannot settle. She doesn't like the food (though everyone else would .. for breakfast there is golden fried potatoes, pink ham and scarlet tomatoes ... freshly baked bread and and butter with raspberry jam .. clotted cream and fresh blackberries .. really, we're in the land of Enid here) .. Christie only want's her old favourites - cornflakes and tea. Barnaby is having food issues too, Mrs Brooks has fixed him her (late lamented) son's favourite meal of a coddled egg, a bowl of bread and milk sprinkled with brown sugar, weak tea and a minutely cut up apple ... Barnaby can't face eating such nursery food but he soon sniffs out the superior fare being served at the goat lady's and, not to be outdone, Christie suddenly finds the food more to her liking.

After a bit of a hostile start, Barnaby and Christie become reluctant playmates and begin exploring the island. The place has a very unfortunate history, some people think it's cursed. Thirty three men left the island to fight in the first and second world wars and only one came back alive ... the islands policeman Sergeant Coulter, a fact which has made him feel undeservedly guilty. The island hasn't any young people therefore and so the islanders have a bit of a tough time of it adapting to these two boisterous, not to say wilful, youngsters. Sergeant Coulter has his work cut out keeping them in check but they soon grow to love the stern but kindly policeman and he comes to care for them.

There is a depression hanging over Barnaby whenever his uncle is mentioned and he soon confides in Christie that his uncle is mad, that he killed his Teddy Bear (he cremated him) and would soon kill him too (for Barnaby is due a fortune when he comes of age.) At first she's inclined not to believe him, but when uncle arrives on the island, his behaviour towards Christie soon convinces her that Barnaby is in fact telling the truth .. and so there can be only one solution .. they must kill uncle first.

Uncle is indeed insidious and there's more behind his plotting and scheming than just the mere acquisition of Barnaby's fortune. The adults on the island all take him at face value, they think he's the kind, eccentric old codger that he's pretending to be and so, despite confiding his fears to Sergeant Coulter, Barnaby decides that he and Christie will have to come up with a foolproof way to get rid of him .. but uncle is clever and keeping one step ahead is impossible.

This is a lovely mix of dark and light, for the most part it's really warm and humorous but there are dark, dark moments in it and plenty of suspense. I absolutely loved the children's relationship with the policeman and also their infatuation with the island's man-eating cougar 'One Ear'. Completely oblivious to his man eating tendencies and despite his deep aversion, the children easily seek 'One Ear' out and generally manhandle him (in a way usually only seen in cartoons) for they've never had a pet and they think he fits the bill. The cougar doesn't dare attack them as he knows it will mean certain death for him if he does and so he is forced to accept their caresses, whilst all the time thinking murderous thoughts.

Great fun.

Ex Libris - Confessions of a Common Reader

Synopsis: Anne Fadiman is the sort of person who learned about sex from her father's copy of "Fanny Hill", and who once found herself poring over a 1974 Toyota Corolla manual because it was the only thing in her apartment that she had not read at least twice. "Ex Libris" wittily recounts a lifelong obsession with books. Writing with humour and erudition she moves easily from anecdotes about Coleridge and Orwell to tales of her own pathologically literary family.

Review: Another book that's perfect for bibliophile's. Anne has written eighteen essays about her love of words and books. It's only a short volume .. I read it in an afternoon, but it sings of the love she has for collecting, organizing and of course reading books. Little gems like 'The Odd Shelf' which Anne believes we all have in our houses somewhere. The shelf that contain's books/publications that bear no resemblance or connection to any of the other books in our libraries (Apparently George Orwell had a bound set of ladies magazines which he liked to read in the bath and Phillip Larkin had a rather large collection of spanking related pornography ) Anne has an extensive collection of books on polar exploration as she has a yearning for what C.S. Lewis called 'Northernness'. I didn't think I had an 'Odd Shelf' but now I think about it I have got a collection of books about walking .. you know the sort of thing pub walks/tea shop walks/river walks/coastal walks ... which I use far more in my imagination that I do in actuality. I feel like once I've sat and studied the maps in the books for half an hour then really I've had enough exercise for one day. Another essay is entitled 'Never Do That to a Book' where Anne explores the theory that there is more than one way to love a book. I have had to admit to certain book abuses in the past but sensitive readers may well need to look away when reading this piece. Anne says that her family are lovers of words in books but are not particularly attached to the paper, cardboard, cloth, glue, thread and ink that contain them ... her father, for instance, whilst reading on a flight, used to tear off each page of his paperback after he'd read it and throw it in the bin in order to reduce the weight. The family literally love their books to pieces.

There's lots here to enjoy .. including a piece on private proofreading (you know, where you can't help but spot the spelling/grammar mistakes on menu's, manuals, catalogues and so on.) I must admit to doing this even though I know my own spelling .. and particularly punctuation .. is far from perfect. However I'm not nearly as bad as Anne's mother who filled large envelopes with clippings of all the mistakes printed in her local newspaper and mailed them to the editor when they got to a suitable size.

I didn't get quite as much pleasure from reading it as I did Susan Hill's Howards End is on the Landing .. it wasn't quite as comfy cosy and there was less discussion about actual books but it was still a delight and I'm definitely going to look into her other writings.

All Book Reviews 2010

Arnold, Gaynor - Girl in a Blue Dress
Banfield, John - The Sea
Barnes, Julian - A History in 10½ Chapters
Brandreth, Gyles - Something Sensational to Read on the Train
Brontë, Anne - Agnes Grey
Bryson, Bill - Shakespeare
Carter, Angela - Book of Fairy Tales
Coelho, Paulo - The Devil and Miss Prym
Demarco, Kathleen - Cranberry Queen
Dickens, Charles - A Christmas Carol
Donovan, Anne - Buddha Da
Duffy, Stella - The Room of Lost Things
Dwyer Hickey, Christine - Tatty
Eggers, Dave - The Wild Things
Eugenides, Jeffrey - Middlesex
Farooki, Roopa - The Way Things Look to Me
Feldman, Ellen - Scottsboro : A Novel
Fforde, Jasper - Lost in a Good Book
Fforde, Jasper - Something Rotten
Fforde, Jasper - The Well of Lost Plots
Fitzgerald, Penelope - The Blue Flower
Gaiman, Neil - Anansi Boys
Gardam, Jane - Old Filth
Gruen, Sara - Water for Elephants
Hill, Susan - Howards End is on the Landing
Ishiguro, Kazuo - Never Let Me Go
Jackson, Shirley - We Have Always Lived in the Castle
Jansson, Tove - The Summer Book
Jensen, Liz - Ark Baby
Jensen, Liz - The Rapture
Jordan, Hillary - Mudbound
Kafka, Franz - Metamorphosis and Other Stories
Keane, Molly - Good Behaviour
Lawrence Pietroni, Anna - Ruby's Spoon
Leibenberg, Lauren - The Voluptuous Delights of Peanut Butter and Jam
Lovric, Michelle - The Undrowned Child
Márquez, Gabriel García - Love in the Time of Cholera
Márquez, Gabriel García - One Hundred Years of Solitude
McCarthy, Cormac - The Road
Mitchell, David - Cloud Atlas
Moran, Johanna - The Wives of Henry Oades
Murakami, Haruki - Kafka on the Shore
Murdoch, Iris - Something Special
Newbery, Linda - Set in Stone
Nicholson, Christopher - The Elephant Keeper
Novik, Naomi - Temeraire
Reeve, Philip - Fever Crumb
Rhodes, Dan - Little Hands Clapping
Roy, Arundhati - The God of Small Things
Sackville, Amy - The Still Point
Safran Foer, Jonathan - Everything is Illuminated
Salinger, J.D. - Catcher in the Rye
Sebold, Alice - The Lovely Bones
Shaw, Ali - The Girl with Glass Feet
Solomons, Natasha - Mr Rosenblum's List
Tartt, Donna - The Secret History
Tóibín, Colm - Brooklyn
Tolkien, J.R.R. - Letters from Father Christmas
Walker, Alice - The Colour Purple
Walsh, Mikey - Gypsy Boy
Waugh, Evelyn - Brideshead Revisited

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

The Small Hand

Synopsis: This is the chilling tale of a man in the grip of a small, invisible hand...A ghost story by the author of "The Woman in Black" and "The Man in the Picture", to be read by the fire on a cold winter's night. Returning home from a visit to a client late one summer's evening, antiquarian bookseller Adam Snow takes a wrong turning and stumbles across the derelict old White House. Compelled by curiosity, he approaches the door, and, standing before the entrance feels the unmistakeable sensation of a small hand creeping into his own, 'as if a child had taken hold of it'. Intrigued by the encounter, he determines to learn more, and discovers that the owner's grandson had drowned tragically many years before. At first unperturbed by the odd experience, Snow begins to be plagued by haunting dreams, panic attacks, and more frequent visits from the small hand which become increasingly threatening and sinister.

Review: Well as the synopsis suggests, I did read it on a cold winter's night .. and it was occasionally by the fire too. It was another of the books that hubby and I read together (annoyingly because again he worked out one of the main plot revelations which probably would have passed me by and it denied me my final shiver .. really I should put a gagging order on him :-) Susan has such a way with ghost stories, she knows just when to increase the tension and when to let it thrum quietly in the background.

So, Adam Snow finds himself stumbling across an old derelict house whilst looking for directions. Like all good storybook characters (for instance those that insist on exploring forbidden west wings etc) he is impelled not only to approach the garden gate but to give it a good nudge in order to gain entry (and good on him really because it would have been a terribly short not to say uninteresting book if he'd just driven on until he reached a petrol station and asked for directions .. however that would be my advice if anyone finds themselves in a similar situation) But still, curious people always make the best literary characters .. especially in the horror/thriller genre. The garden is completely overgrown and nature is busy reclaiming it, it's a bit of a mystery because it looks as if it might have been quite grand once and Adam comes across what seems to be the remains of an old ticket booth as if it were once open to the public. It's whilst he is standing there in the dusk, surveying this mystery, that he feels a small hand creep into his. It's definitely the hand of a small child but whose and why?

Afterwards Adam doesn't really think overly much about it (which is because he's a storybook character, anyone else would be looking in the yellow pages for an exorcist pronto), however he soon begins to experience some rather frightening anxiety attacks and it's not long before he feels the small hand once more in his. At first he's comforted by it, see's it almost as a friend, look's for it even, but soon it's beginning to behave in a much more sinister fashion.

It's probably not for hardcore horror fans - there won't be anything here to truly terrify and there's no vampires or gore, it's far more like the old fashioned ghost stories which is just how I like it. I liked the way that Susan rather cleverly made Adam a dealer in antiquarian books which meant that in between the chills and the frights she could chat away about stuff like Shakepeare's First Folio (write about what you know and love .. it always sounds convincing.)

The attempts at jokes here are because I'm writing this at night, with the wind whistling outside .. I'm just trying to convince myself that I'm not frightened by the tale which is rubbish because I am .. my flesh definitely does creep when I think about it. I must just add that the cover is beautiful, if you have to buy hardbacks (and I seldom do) then let them be small and beautiful like this one.

Tales of Terror From the Tunnel's Mouth

Synopsis: A boy is put on a train by his stepmother to make his first journey on his own. But soon that journey turns out to be more of a challenge than anyone could have imagined as the train stalls at the mouth of a tunnel and a mysterious woman in white helps the boy while away the hours by telling him stories - stories with a difference.

Review: I absolutely love this series of books. They are just creepy and spine tingly enough to make me feel enjoyably scared and not so terrifying that I can't sleep at night or start looking for faces in mirrors or hands creeping out from under beds (because of course, they are meant for children .. having said that one or two always freak me out more than is comfortable.) I love the way in which there are lots of little stories within the story and how they all build to the final revelation. In this case, the central character is Robert and he is travelling to school by train. There are a number of people that get into his carriage .. he doesn't know their names but going on their appearance he nicknames them .. the Major, the Farmer, the Bishop, the Surgeon and the Woman in White. Apart from Robert and the Woman in White, all the occupants of the carriage soon fall fast asleep and when the train comes to a sudden stop, the Woman in White begins to tell Robert some tales in order to help pass the time. These stories all have a supernatural, creepy element and unsurprisingly they make Robert feel very uneasy .. and this is coupled with the fact that his stepmother awoke from a catnap just before Robert boarded the train and said she'd had a premonition about the journey and thought he should catch a later train instead.

The stories vary in creepiness, you can sometimes work out what's going to happen as you go along and it's fun guessing (as it helps relieve the tension). Alan and I read these to each other, a chapter each, and he managed to work out the outcomes of most of the stories before we got to the ending being far more clued up than me, though sometimes his guesses were wide of the mark. My favourites among the tales were 'Gerald' .. a story of puppets (which let's face it are always creepy .. along with clowns) and 'A New Governess' .. which is a favourite subject for terror. As Robert get's more and more freaked out, he starts to question more and more what is actually happening during this train journey .. why isn't the train moving and why won't the other passengers wake up.

I love David Roberts's drawings, they help make the books special .. I'm not keen on the new covers which have different artwork and no inside illustrations. I guess they are supposed to be the 'adult' covers .. I'm sticking with the children's one's, they're quirky, creepy and absolutely perfect.

I'm hoping Chris will do more tales of terror. I just love them.

The Book of Lost Things

Synopsis: 'Once upon a time, there was a boy who lost his mother ...' As twelve-year-old David takes refuge from his grief in the myths and fairytales so beloved of his dead mother, he finds the real world and the fantasy world begin to blend. That is when bad things start to happen. That is when the Crooked Man comes. And David is violently propelled into a land populated by heroes, wolves and monsters, his quest to find the legendary Book of Lost Things.

Review: This is the sort of book I really enjoy, one where you can let your imagination take flight. The story is set during WWII and centralises around David, a young boy who is struggling to come to terms with his mother's death and his father's re-marriage to Rose. He has a new little brother too - Georgie - to whom he feels jealous and resentful. His feelings are all muddled, he feels rejected and ignored and nearly everything he loved has become lost to him. Just when he might have been able to have his father all to himself along have come Rose and Georgie. David begins to have attacks .. black-outs which leave him hearing strange sounds and amongst these is the voice of his mother calling .. his books have begun to whisper too. David and his father have moved out of London to escape the bombing and into Rose's house so all familiarity has gone, his new bedroom is a little attic room filled with strange books which also murmur and grumble as they rub shoulders with David's own books... the fairy tales in these richly illustrated books intrigue David ... they seem more sinister than the tales he is used to and he is visited in his dreams by the Crooked Man who says 'we are waiting - welcome your majesty - all hail the new King.'

Following an argument with Rose, a particularly hurt and resentful David follows the sound of his mothers calls outside to the garden where he sees a German bomber hurtling towards him as it falls stricken from the sky. In order to escape a collision David dives, Alice style, through a gap in the garden wall to emerge in a land where the fairy tales in the books he's been reading have come to life. And the Crooked Man (an even more malevolent version of Rumpelstiltskin who can travel between worlds), is waiting for him there.

This is a typical boy to man journey but told in a unique way. It's easy to see the parallels between David's real life troubles and this perilous quest to rescue his mother (or keep her memory alive in another sense.) There are problems and riddles to be solved and a lot of lessons to learn and growing up to be done. Along his journey David encounters some well known fairytale figures, but they're slightly skewed and sinister versions of the tales we love .. we're more in the realm of Angela Carter and Grimm here than Disney. There are wolves, loups (half human/half wolves .. Little Red Riding Hood enjoyed the company of wolves much more than we were led to believe apparently), harpies, trolls, the animal mutilating huntress and witches who have a fondness for the flesh of children but there's also the odd comical tale .. like the one featuring Snow White who is as un-Disneyesque as can be .. in fact she's an obese harridan who is plaguing the life out of the dwarves .. and also characters that want to help David like the Woodsman and the Knight. And all the while as David makes his way towards the Fortress of Thorns where he feels sure his mother is, the Crooked Man is following, keeping David in view, is some cases keeping him from harm, for he has a darker much more treacherous purpose for him.

I am at my happiest engrossed in adult fairy stories, and this was another nice chunk of escapism, it's easy to read but that's because it's so engaging. It's not for children .. unless they are quite robust as there's a fair amount of violence and gore, although I suppose it does still read very much like a childrens book, just a very dark one. It doesn't quite go as far in originality and twisted storytelling as Neil Gaiman but it's very much in that vein.

Giving Up The Ghost

Synopsis: From one of Britain's finest authors, a wry, shocking and beautifully-written memoir of childhood, ghosts (real and metaphorical), illness and family. 'Giving up the Ghost' is award-winning novelist Hilary Mantel's uniquely unusual five-part autobiography. Opening in 1995 with 'A Second Home', Mantel describes the death of her stepfather which leaves her deeply troubled by the unresolved events of her childhood. In 'Now Geoffrey Don't Torment Her' Mantel takes the reader into the muffled consciousness of her early childhood, culminating in the birth of a younger brother and the strange candlelight ceremony of her mother's 'churching'. In 'Smile', an account of teenage perplexity, Mantel describes a household where the keeping of secrets has become a way of life. Finally, at the memoir's conclusion, Mantel explains how through a series of medical misunderstandings and neglect she came to be childless and how the ghosts of the unborn like chances missed or pages unturned, have come to haunt her life as a writer.

Review: I found this whilst looking for Susan Hill's Howards End is on the Landing and was intrigued straight away, I like reading writers memoirs. Hilary was a very individual child. When she was very small she lived with her parents and grandparents and as such got used at a very early age to adult company and conversation. She had a vivid imagination, and was fairly shocked on her first outing at school to discover a class full of what seemed to Hilary to be dim witted children reading impossibly dull books like Dick and Dora. She's outraged especially when she finds out that going to school is compulsory, it's a further disappointment to add to the one that she is only just coming to terms with ... the fact that she isn't going to suddenly turn into a boy.

Hilary gains two brothers and her mum and dad eventually move into a home of their own but this brings with it it's own insecurities, Hilary is beset by worries that her mother will leave her in the night and she lays awake listening for the sounds. Jack suddenly arrives on the scene, Hilary is quite pleased because although she's only six, she has set her heart on marrying somebody and she feels Jack might do. One day Jack doesn't go home after he's had his tea ... Hilarys dad moves to one of the smaller bedrooms and there are whisperings and strange looks on the street. Not long after, Hilarys dad moves out, never to be seen again by her.

Though she didn't enjoy her early years at school, Hilary eventually began to settle and flourish and became 'top girl'. She graduates and proceeds to study law at the London School of Economics and then transfers to Sheffield University to be with the man she loves and is soon to marry. Her life and career seem to be in the ascendancy but unfortunately the ill health that had always dogged her in childhood (as a child she was nicknamed 'Miss Neverwell' by a doctor) continues and she is forced to seek medical help. At first she is prescribed anti-depressants which is understandable as she is depressed, for one thing her health is bad for another she has no money but the side effects of these tablets are soon making her life a misery. She is sent to see a psychiatrist and her tablets are changed several times, she is moved on to some 'major tranquillisers' and told to stop writing (something she had started to do since being freed from her textbooks for a while), but the tablets make her feel almost murderous and the pains continue to stab through her. The side effects of the tablets grow ever more disturbing, in fact, the anti pyschotic drugs have the effect of making you act in a fairly pyschotic way - with terrible visions and frenzies. Hilary was too ill to continue with her studies or to get a proper job and so she got a fairly ordinary untaxing one, moved to another country and began to write a book.

And it's whilst she's abroad, aged 27, that Hilary is eventually diagnosed as having endometriosis and a hysterectomy is performed. The rage that she feels over her many misdiagnosis's and the fact that she will now, even before she has even really thought about it seriously, never be able to have children of her own is painful to read, I have some experience of this myself and it's the first time I've ever read anything that so powerfully and accurately expressed the desolation felt. One of the first things her doctor says to her following the operation is 'Oh well, there's one good thing anyway. Now you won't have to worry about birth prevention.' as she says there are times when you are justified in punching someone in the face .. she didn't .. though goodness knows how. She still suffered from terrible pain though and the treatment for this was hormones, which made her weight balloon alarmingly, her hair fall out and her eyesight blur. It's perhaps in the aftermath of all of this that Hilary Mantel the novelist is born, in a way her novels become the children she will never have.

'Certain things were over for me now. I sensed it would not be easy to shore up my collapsing marriage. When women apes have their wombs removed, and are returned by keepers to the community, their mates sense it, and desert them. It is a fact of base biology; there is little kindness in the animal kingdom, and I had been down there with the animals grunting and bleeding on the porter's trolley. There would be no daughter, no Catriona; not that I could claim I had wanted her too hard; at twenty-seven I hadn't even tried to have a baby. We seemed fine as we were, the two of us. "The children of lovers are orphans," said Robert Louis Stevenson. That would have been a sad fate for her, little Miss Cat. She would never be born now, and we were no longer lovers.'

I didn't learn much about novel writing, but that didn't matter, I thought it was one of the most powerful memoirs I've ever read. She is such a keen and sharp observer and her experiences just live on the page .. outstanding.

Saturday, 15 January 2011

The Sea, The Sea

Synopsis: When Charles Arrowby retires from his glittering career in the London theatre, he buys a remote house on the rocks by the sea. He hopes to escape from his tumultuous love affairs but unexpectedly bumps into his childhood sweetheart and sets his heart on destroying her marriage. His equilibrium is further disturbed when his friends all decide to come and keep him company and Charles finds his seaside idyll severely threatened by his obsessions.

Review: I really enjoyed this book, it's beautifully atmospheric and lyrical. I think it's probably going to set me off on an Iris Murdoch obsession .. in fact it already has ... whilst reading it I also managed to fit in Iris's only short story Something Special and am currently reading her husband John Bayley's beautiful Iris memoirs, I've also recently bought The Black Prince so she's becoming a bit of a project. The central character of The Sea, The Sea is Charles Arrowby, an ageing theatrical celebrity, and it has to be said he's completely unlikeable, although my opinion of him shifted quite a bit during the story I never found myself liking him at any point. At the start of the story you find yourself fairly in tune with him .. you can understand why anyone would want to take themselves off to a remote location by the sea to commune with nature and get away from it all .. Charles's wish is to find himself somewhere where he has nothing else to do but 'learn to be good' and this seems admirable, perhaps he is tired of the adulation and fame and yearns for the simple life. He has plans to write a diary/journal/autobiography .. perhaps novel .. he can never quite pin it down and changes his mind constantly. Perhaps it's just as well that I started the novel by being fairly well disposed towards him because he soon tests that to the limit.

The house that Charles buys is called 'Shruff End', it perches on a small promontory and is exposed, isolated, damp and possibly haunted. The locals are fairly hostile, they seem less than impressed with their new celebrity neighbour and the sea (very much a central character in the book) and it's environs also turn out to be unpredictable and unaccommodating. Charles is spooked by all sorts of imaginary faces at windows and bumps in the night and things come to a bit of a head when whilst sitting with his notebook staring out to see he momentarily see's a monster rising from the waves. Are these things just hallucinations or are they portents of things to come?

'I can describe this in no other way. Out of a perfectly calm empty sea, at a distance of perhaos a quarter of a mile (or less), I saw an immense creature break the surface and arch itself upward. At first it looked like a black snake, then a long thickening body with a ridgy spiny back followed the elongated neck. There was something which might have been a flipper or perhaps a fin. I could not see the whole of the creature, but the remainder of it's body, or perhaps a long tail, disturbed the foaming water round the base of what had now risen from the sea to a height of (as it seemed) twenty or thirty feet. The creature then coiled itself so that the long neck circled twice, bringing the now conspicuous head low down above the surface of the sea. I could see the sky through the coils. I could also see the head with remarkable clarity, a kind of crested snake's head, green eyed, the mouth opening to show teeth and a pink interior. The head and neck glistened with a blue sheen. Then in a moment the whole thing collapsed, the coils fell, the undulating back still broke the water, and then there was nothing but a great foaming swirling pool where the creature had vanished.'

He find himself and his cottage besieged by many of the people he has sought to leave behind, old love rivals, relations, friends and enemies turn up at his door, these people seem to both love and loathe him at the same time and it's through them that we start to see Charles's true character emerge and instead of 'learning to be good' he carries on being bad. This is a man who is far more used to manipulating and exploiting people than we were at first led to believe. His staggering conceit and lack of regard for the feelings of others really comes to a head when he bumps into Hartley, an old flame who he was once engaged to marry. Hartley was the one true love of his life and he has never really came to terms with losing her. They were very young when first together and seemingly devoted to each other when Hartley was suddenly whisked away by her family never to be seen again by Charles ... until now. It turns out that Hartley lives just a short way from 'Shruff End', she's an ordinary, rather unattractive and elderly housewife now but that doesn't matter to Charles. He see's her very much as she once was and is convinced that she needs rescuing from her rather brutish husband, Ben. This sets him on a course of actions which can only be described as bizarre, obsessive and self deluded. He thinks his intentions are honourable and finds constant excuses for his selfish behaviour. It is at times extremely uncomfortable to read about Charles's treatment of poor Hartley even though you do find yourself thinking frequently 'get a grip woman for goodness sake' but it's also fairly farcical too (you're constantly cringing and hoping that something happens to thwart his plans and scheme.) It's only in the aftermath of these disastrous encounters with Hartley that Charles really begins to assess his own true character.

Perhaps one of the most interesting secondary characters is James, Charles's cousin and rival. Charles has never liked or understood him, there's a fair amount of jealousy and suspicion going right back to childhood. Though his character is perhaps only lightly touched upon I found myself drawn to him and wanting to know more and much of the mystery and magic which weaves it's way through the tale is wrapped up in his story.I also really liked the descriptions of the bizarre meals that Charles enjoyed concocting, it added an amusing and quirky touch .. I've since found out that they mostly came from the suggestions of Iris's husband John.

The book is perhaps overlong, I felt at times I had got to the end when I hadn't quite and occasionally the story wandered too far and I found my interest lagging but on the whole I found it mesmerising, strange and quite unlike anything I'd read before. It's a story that's open to many interpretations and probably nearly every reader will take something different from it.